Sir Fruit Winter Warrior 100% Fruit Juice  (1.5 L)

There are many different winter seasons in Mzansi. In Jozi, you have to stock up on 17 litres of lip balm. In eKapa, you must put on your posh puffer before you pop over to the Promenade. Even in Durbs, the temperature drops to, like, 25C. The point is, it gets chillier. And then what happens? People huddle together around the fire, sharing their stories and their germs. So, we thought we’d create this citrussy blend full of Vitamin C and Zinc to act as a sort of shield against all those nasopharyngitis nasties. It is not only delicious, but it will save you having to walk around with an actual shield, which is heavy and not usually accepted as carry-on luggage. By the way, doesn’t ‘Blood Orange’ sound like a Twilight movie from 2008?